The 30-second answer You want a hen party that doesn't involve a sticky-floored club in some rainy British city. You want sun, sea, and a skipper who knows where the dolphins hang out. A hen party boat in Marbella is exactly that. You hire a private motor yacht, catamaran or RIB from Puerto Banús or Marbella Marina, the skipper handles everything, and you spend the day swimming in Cala del Faro, drinking cava, and maybe spotting whales off the Strait of Gibraltar. Prices start from around EUR 1,200 for a half-day on a 12-metre motor yacht, including fuel, skipper and a basic drinks package. You can bring your own playlist, your own decorations, and your own sense of mischief. Just don't expect the skipper to do the conga. Why a boat beats a bar for your hen party You have been to a hundred hen dos in Birmingham. You know the script: the L-plates, the inflatable penis, the 3am kebab. You want something that doesn't make you cringe in the photos. A hen party boat in Marb...